Ok, so I know I told you guys last week about how L and R were totally on the outs. I even went so far as to say "Next stop for these two: splitsville!" Boy do I have an egg on my face! I could NOT have been MORE wrong. I just talked to R last night, and it turns out things are BETTER. THAN. EVER. And hold on to your seats, dear readership, because this next ones gonna be a DOOZY! Word is, L even started hinting at tying the knot. It turns out that angry text R got from L last week was actually meant for K. Yes, that K. Turns out K has been coming on to L in a big way, but he is not having it one bit. So when R got the text last week saying "I think it would be better for both of us if you went to a travel agency, booked a trip to some where as far away as possible, got there, lost your passport and your wallet, took refuge in a local monastery, began to appreciate their simple but beautiful life style, took a vow of silence to show your commitment to their order, and never spoke to me again" it was not meant for her at all. I think the only winner in a mix up like that is whoever makes Kleenex brand tissues, because R and I made it through more than one box that night. But when R showed up on L's doorstep with her bags packed, R picked her up, hugged her and said (do ya'll got your Kleenex brand tissues ready? You'll need 'em) "The only vow I want you to make is to be my wife." I KNOW RIGHT?!? I get tear eyed just thinking about it. Needless to say, R cancelled her flight right away and the two of them had a great laugh over the whole thing. Too bad R forgot to cancel the OTHER part of her itinerary. So yeah, I feel bad about slashing all four of L's tires that night. But we all had a good laugh about it. Looks like L and R are going to be taking a few more rides on his cute little scooter of his. Isn't love the best?
*Sorry guys, I just remembered this thing existed, and I wanted, just for one post, to pretend that I am a frequent updater with awesome stories to tell to a huge audience. Perhaps, someday soon, I'll even update you on what is really happening in my life, rather than the fictional lives of my good friends L and R, and my nemesis K.